Nasty be@rbricks

My Colleague is a hard-core be@rbrick fan. He has so many of the little fellas all over his desk at work i sometimes feel it's only appropriate we setup another desk for them to sit and stare back at us dumbasses working for peanuts day in, day out.

I had an early meeting with boss at blue hyppo Headquarters. My colleague, owner of the army of tiny plastics had a customer appointment at yellow submarine. Walking pass his desk after getting back from my meeting, i just had the urge to move them around a little.. Sorry bro, if you ever stumble upon this post, all's good ya?

INTRODUCING......

Be@rbricks tailo's from KLANG!

Dark Blue Be@rbrick:

Name: Ah Cheong

Age: 22

CV: Single handedly kicked the shit out of 5 guys trying to 'bao' him protection money at Klang bus stand. Currently self employed DVD seller, often seen hanging around Lai Choon Bah Kut Teh. Aspires to be the Shiny Disc Hero one day.

Light Blue Be@rbrick:

Name: Ricky Beng

Age: 29

CV: Awarded best debt collector of the year. Works for Ah Seong the 'along'. 2nd in command to Ah Seong. Part time online sports bookie behind Ah Seong's back.

Green Blue Be@rbrick:

Name: Ah Seong A.K.A 'along'

Age: 30

CV: Along since 19 years old. Known to give good loan rates.

Brown Be@rbrick:

Name: unknown.

Age: unknown

CV: unknown, but currently getting the shit kicked out of him for owing Ah Seong money.