Furball 1#: Bunny.Also affectionately bun-buns. Oldest rabbit on the block. He's pushing 6 years and still kickin' it free style. Hmm.. then again, maybe not. He prefers to stay in the cage where food and water is a-plenty. Throw him out flat on his ass and he goes barging into the cage again. Closet case.
Furball 2#: Morris.Also known as: Mor-Mor, Chibai Cat, dumb cat, staircase cat. Latest addition to the family. Loves sucking his sister Muriels tits for god knows what reason. Fucked up beyond comprehension.
Mor Mor's a bit pissed with the flash from the camera, hence the claws.
Furball 3#: Muriel
Mor Mor's a bit pissed with the flash from the camera, hence the claws.
Furball 3#: MurielAlso known as Mew-mew, dumb cat, staircase cat (she and Mor Mor spent their first 3 weeks hiding along the railings of the staircase in fear of the other bitches living in the house). Lets brother Mor-Mor suck tit at will. Yeah, like there's any milk. dumb ass. Morris and Muriel came from my sister's litter of kittens.
The camera flash woke her up.
Furball 4#: Mango
Also affectionately known as: Dumb manx, mang-farts, grubby dog, psycho bitch. Oldest bitch of the lot. She's pushing ten but still acts like a 6 month old pup. Although paper trained, she will shit on your playstation or piss on your couch if you don't pay attention to her. One too many cans of whoop ass was opened for her poo-poo action leaving her slightly delusional.
Furball#5: Bits
The camera flash woke her up.
Furball 4#: MangoAlso affectionately known as: Dumb manx, mang-farts, grubby dog, psycho bitch. Oldest bitch of the lot. She's pushing ten but still acts like a 6 month old pup. Although paper trained, she will shit on your playstation or piss on your couch if you don't pay attention to her. One too many cans of whoop ass was opened for her poo-poo action leaving her slightly delusional.
Furball#5: Bits
Also known as Bitsy, dumb bitch, chibai dog. Bitsy hates cats, period. Does everything in her will to chase them out of the house. Successfully got rid of pepper my previous cat. Pepper now runs amok in the streets never to return home again. Mor and Mew are a tag team, so she has trouble getting rid of them.
The grandest of them all....
Furball 6#: Duchess
Also affectionately known as: The grand duchess, Duch, Doochie, Doochie baby, flabby mouth. The only pure bred in the house. This gentle giant, a great dane hates cats and birds to the max. If ever one were to land in my back yard, i'd probably find one paw or beak... what ever's left of the poor bastard that wondered in. Terrific guard dog. Leaves the neigbours alone when out of the compound, but barks blue murder at the slightest movement outside the compounds of my home. Her growl and size sends shivers down the back of anyone daring enough to take a peek in my back yard. Not to mention her fangs. When she's in defense mode, her flabby mouth crunches up to show her pearly whites.
Duchess pearly whites. She was getting a tad pissed at my camera.
Acting like a 6 Month old pup.. playful as hell.
She means business.
Im but one Ostrich short of starting my own petting zoo....
The grandest of them all....
Furball 6#: Duchess
Also affectionately known as: The grand duchess, Duch, Doochie, Doochie baby, flabby mouth. The only pure bred in the house. This gentle giant, a great dane hates cats and birds to the max. If ever one were to land in my back yard, i'd probably find one paw or beak... what ever's left of the poor bastard that wondered in. Terrific guard dog. Leaves the neigbours alone when out of the compound, but barks blue murder at the slightest movement outside the compounds of my home. Her growl and size sends shivers down the back of anyone daring enough to take a peek in my back yard. Not to mention her fangs. When she's in defense mode, her flabby mouth crunches up to show her pearly whites.
Duchess pearly whites. She was getting a tad pissed at my camera.
Acting like a 6 Month old pup.. playful as hell.
She means business.
Im but one Ostrich short of starting my own petting zoo....
8 comments:
Laughed at your last line. Thats a lot of pets. The cats and dogs get along well?
They get along well.. so far so good i should say. I've yet to come home finding a severed paw on the floor so that's good news..
They all look great - at least in the pictures :)
I am selling ostrich btw, interested?
sie: It depends.. do you provide free delivery to Klang? :)
Yes, I provide free delivery if you purchase 2 or more - and our April offer includes buy 3 FREE 1!
Tell me you can't wait :) !
4 x ostrich??? ermm.. then agaiiinnn.... maybe i'll wait till February 2099. But thanks for the offer though!
wah.... really can open a zoo already...
So many animals!! Equals to so many poos to clean up @_@
haha.. you are right about the poo. Not only am i zoo capable, i can start a fertilizer company on the sideline.. ;)
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